The Greatest Mysteries of Club Penguin

Ok, Club Penguin is a fictional world but there is a lot of stuff that could use some explaining.

-How can party planners decorate a room in seconds yet make no progress on construction for weeks?

-How does Club Penguin's economy work?

-Can the Iceberg tip?

Source: Club Penguin Wikia

-Why does your penguin not have to eat, sleep, ect. but puffles do?

-Exactly how does a puffle write and send a postcard?

-Why does the Coffee Shop delivery guy drop off vases and anvils?

Source: Club Penguin Wikia

-How can penguin designs in pictures change when the penguins themselves do not?

-How does the party committee know about future events that happen unexpectedly and somehow shape parties and items around them?

-Where do penguins store their inventories?

-Why are chat bubbles above our heads when we talk when videos show penguins can speak?

-How can I own several igloos?

-Who gives me stamps when I earn them?

Source: Club Penguin Wikia

-Why are there several versions of the island through servers when it is perfectly clear that there is only one Club Penguin Island?

-How do penguins click "read more" in the newspaper when obviously they don't have a mouse?

-How are things able to appear out of thin air for puffles in certain circumstances?

-How can you have your puffle take a nap whenever you ask them to?

-How do puffles go to sleep so fast?

Source: Club Penguin Secrets

-Exactly how do emotes work in the world?

-How are there unlimited items in a box of free items when clearly there are only a certain amount available?

-How are anvils held in the air by balloons?

-How can the map teleport you to places?

-How can the map update with new logos based on what you're searching for?

-Why doesn't your penguin just use a jet pack to collect crystals in the Super Hero Bounce game at the Marvel Superhero Takeover 2013?

As Billybob would say, Waddle On!
-Chillin43